Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Ass Fart?

My son and husband mowed the lawn this weekend. At the dinner table, my son was telling me about driving around the "Mint". My husband nodded, apparently understanding what I did not. I thought maybe they had found a patch in the yard, though I was doubtful!

As the conversation progressed, my husband finally corrected him - he was trying to say Cement.

Then the conversation got really silly:

"What do you call cement that's black?"

"Um, T-mint, B-mint, P-mint?"

I thought maybe he was going for "Pavement" when he says...

"No, ass fart!"

I tried so hard not to laugh... as he tried to say Asphalt!!