My son and husband mowed the lawn this weekend. At the dinner table, my son was telling me about driving around the "Mint". My husband nodded, apparently understanding what I did not. I thought maybe they had found a patch in the yard, though I was doubtful!
As the conversation progressed, my husband finally corrected him - he was trying to say Cement.
Then the conversation got really silly:
"What do you call cement that's black?"
"Um, T-mint, B-mint, P-mint?"
I thought maybe he was going for "Pavement" when he says...
"No, ass fart!"
I tried so hard not to laugh... as he tried to say Asphalt!!