Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Damn Commercials

"Mommy, I want a magic book - you can get the chicken, and the milk, and the apples."

"Honey, I don't have a magic book."

"They have it at McDonald's!"

Sunday, September 5, 2010

No Bones About It!

My son likes to sit on my lap, and he's always bruising me with his bony head, elbows, knees, etc!!

Today, I told him that his bones were hurting me. I even pulled up a picture of a skeleton on the computer to show him that we all have bones inside. His response was "Nu-uh! I don't have bones! Only dinosaurs have bones!"

I replied "Honey, you have bones, the dog has bones, the cat has bones..."

He said "Yes, dogs have bones, kitties have bones, and dinosaurs have bones. That's it! I don't have bones!"

I said "Then how do you walk?"

He replied "With my feet!!"