Cute Little Dog

We pulled into a parking spot at Food Lion.

My son looks over at the car parked 2 spots over and exclaims "Look at the cute little dog!"

I look over and say "Where?"

He replies "Never mind. It was just a people's hair!"

I look back over and there are 2 ladies with big, blonde, 80's hair!

Utility Pirates?

On our way to Food Lion this morning, we passed several utility workers using post-hole diggers and a back-hoe to dig up a hole for the new street lights they are installing in our neighborhood.

My son exclaims "Those guys were at my school yesterday!"

I replied, "Oh yeah? What are they doing?"

He responds "Digging for treasure!"

More Translations

A few more translations that I've remembered...

"I want some nyo-gurt Mommy!"... yogurt
"That's not for kids - that's for grow-ups!"... grown-ups
"I'm going to put my drink in my cup-colder!"... cup holder
"We did that lasterday!"... yesterday
"I'm ost-most done!"... almost
"I don't like yun-yuns!"... onions
"My feet are cold. Can you get me my flips?"... slippers
"There's a magnick in there!"... magnet