Interview with My Son, Age 4

This is just one of those silly surveys found on Social Networking sites. These were my son's responses last night:

1. What is something mommy always says to you?
"Don't eat snacks" - then he had to explain "When we don't eat our supper you say don't eat snacks"

2. What makes mommy happy?
"I be happy like you"

3. What makes mommy sad?
"When I not poop in the potty, you get mad then I make you sad"

4. What makes your mommy laugh?
"Daddy"

5. What was your mommy like as a child?
"You just get smaller and smaller like that [envision him squatting down] like a baby and you rode on that little slide [points out the window] like me"

6. How old is your mommy?
"Now you're 4... I'm 4, and you're 4 too"

7. How tall is your mommy?
"Watch [he runs his hand from my toes to my head] - like that big"

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"To play with me"

9. What does your mommy do when you're not here?
"Go to work, and then I cry at my new school, and then when I cry at my new school and then you pick me up"

10. If your mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?
"You get famous when you go in town, then we don't go in town, and we don't get tickets and wear like a cowboy hat"

11. What is your mommy really good at?
"You do well with those pictures and then that picture over there and then those black things in the big squares [shadow boxes]"

12. What is your mommy not very good at?
"Don't do good on a big tractor"

13. What does your mommy do for a job?
"Eat some stuff. You bring that big pan, and those gloves, and the party was there." - guess he's referring to Pampered Chef!

14. What is your mommy's favorite food?
"Turkey" - um, I like it but it's not my favorite!

15. What makes you proud of your mommy?
"Making an orange thing like an ice cube" - we put Juice Pouches in the freezer

16. If your mommy were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"A clown" - really?

17. What do you and your mommy do together?
"We get my lighthouse, then we go to grandma's house, then you come to my store. And we got some new silly bands, too"

18. How are you and your mommy the same?
"We're the same like these pictures [he pointed to the "Family" needlepoint I did] and we live together"

19. How are you and your mommy different?
"I'm like small and you're like bigger"

20. How do you know your mommy loves you?
"You just go to the park with me"

21. What does your mommy like most about your daddy?
"When you find some yucky bugs, and when you play guitars"

22. Where is your mommy's favorite place to go?
"To the park"